I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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