Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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