I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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