youre lurking in front of me
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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