I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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