i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
