totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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