The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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