How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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