adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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