Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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