Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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