If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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