You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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