Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My balls are so social today.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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