If that was your dad, he is hot
i would punch a child for taco bell
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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