As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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