I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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