apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
its not stalking. its research.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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