Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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