More tranny stories later!
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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