I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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