I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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