You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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