Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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