You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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