is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
