I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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