Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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