It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!