is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock