can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...