When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Welp...herpes.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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