Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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