I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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