me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Randomize
