Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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