Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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