Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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