Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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