People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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