Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
are you so shy because you have an std?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The air taste purple.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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