also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
pray to the hookup gods
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
