this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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