gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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