What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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