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I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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