Sponge bath it is.
Buhtt sex?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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