And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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