so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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