its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Randomize
