My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
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i just sent this text using only my big toe
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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