i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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