I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
dude. I can hear the air.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize
