Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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