I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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